Mortyfying Haunted House
This spacious villa is located in the scariest neighbourhood in and situated under a permanent cloud of morbid mysteries full of mayhem. The area has a ghostly community feel and the welcoming committee is in dire need of some fresh blood, see attached photo.
The villa enjoys spectacular views over the post-apocalyptic landscape and a climate full of thunder and lightning. Frequent visitors include witches, vampires and zombies who feel particularly at home here.
This property is only available today and viewing is possible strictly at midnight only. Viewings are done by the live-in concierge, see attached.
Those interested should present themselves with a string of garlic and silver bullets at:
The Haunted Haus
13 Vampire lane
Mordor Hills, 1313 XX, Transylvania
Specification highlights:
- Detached villa, very isolated private plot
- 13 bedrooms with private torture equipment
- Ample parking space for broomsticks
Interior:
- Large kitchen, smattered with blood & gore
- Fireplace
- Oversized patio doors for a quick escape
- All windows come shattered for extra convenience
Exterior:
- Views over hills of dread
- Communal swimming pool with spiders and poisonous toads
- Private graveyard with a great zombie community
